Uriens

That game he plays is real—I thought I was in control until that taper got me and the girth snuck up on me mid-ride. The curve hits just right when you’re grinding, and the finish stays slick without turning into a mess. Definitely my new favorite for lazy mornings.

The tapered head really does lull you in, then the girth kicks in right when you’re comfortable—that playful switch-up is exactly what I was hoping for. It’s become my go-to for a slow, teasing session that always ends perfectly.

The tapered tip does make entry feel deceptively gentle, but I wasn’t fully prepared for how much the shaft’s curve takes over once you’re past the head. It’s fun once you find the rhythm, though I wish the base had a bit more give for long sessions.